Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Are You a Follower Part II








I hesitated to openly expose the name of the scale (Right-Wing-Authoritarian) in the note for the test because it has a misleading connotation. The test is intended to measure:

  • degree of submission to the established, legitimate authorities in their society;
  • levels of aggression in the name of their authorities
  • level of conventionalism.

The test also intends to measure some measure of a person's fit to a profile of RWA "FOLLOWER" characteristics. Authoritarian leaders psychology and motives are so markedly different from those of followers that this must be pointed out.

These traits are not the domain of the political "Right". "Right" is used in the traditional sense, meaning proper, lawful or correct. The author makes this clear:
But someone who lived in a country long ruled by Communists and who ardently supported the Communist Party would also be one of my psychological right-wing authoritarians ven though we would also say he was a political left-winger. So a right-wing authoritarian follower doesn’t necessarily have conservative political views. You could have left-wing authoritarian followers as well, who support a revolutionary leader who wants to overthrow the establishment.
It would be a sad world if we did not submit to authority. People would run red lights and worse. However, there are people who will submit to what they perceive as established authority in almost every case. This brings to mind tests in which subjects were ordered to administer electric shock to someone they could hear but not see when there was an response deemed inappropriate per the instructions. So we can see that the scale is not black and white but is inherently a grayscale gradient or continuum.

For example, many people including my deceased grandmother trusted Nixon longer and stronger than others during and after the Watergate scandal.

The author adds that:
On the other hand, right-wing authoritarians did not support President Clinton during his impeachment and trial over the Monica Lewinsky scandal. So as I said, the support is not automatic and reflexive, but can be trumped by other concerns.
The idea of conventionalism warrants some detail:
By conventionalism, the third defining element of the rightwing authoritarian, I don’t just mean do you put your socks on before your shoes, and I don’t just mean following the norms and customs that you like. I mean believing that everybody should have to follow the norms and customs that your authorities have decreed. Authoritarians get a lot of their ideas about how people ought to act from their religion, and as we’ll see in chapter 4 they tend to belong to fundamentalist s that make it crystal clear what they consider correct and what they consider wrong. For example these churches strongly advocate a traditional family structure of father-as-head, mother as subservient to her husband and caretaker of the husband’s begotten, and kids as subservient, period. The authoritarian followers who fill a lot of the pews in these churches strongly agree. And they want everybody’s family to be like that.
 Another aspect of highly conventional behavior seems to be linked to autonomy and independent thinking:
You can also gauge the conventionalism of authoritarian followers through my “feedback-conformity experiments.” I simply tell a group who earlier had filled out a scale for me what the average response had been to each item, in the sample as a whole. For example, I would tell them that the average answer to Item 1 of the RWA scale was a “+1,” the average answer to Item 2 was a “-2,” and so on. Then I ask the sample to answer the scale again, with the average-answers-from-before staring them right in the face. The point, as you have no doubt surmised, is to see which extreme moves more toward the norm, the lows or the highs. High RWAs shift their answers toward the middle about twice as much as lows do. This even works on hard-core authoritarian beliefs such as their answers about homosexuals and religious fundamentalism.
Another distinguishing factor between high and low RWA types is that lack of conventionalism and agreement often results in agression. But at this point I'm just cutting and pasting so the curious should read the short book here:

http://members.shaw.ca/jeanaltemeyer/drbob/TheAuthoritarians.pdf

In both the USA and the former Soviet Union it was found that in both countries the high RWAs believed their government’s version of the Cold War more than most people did. One interesting observation on the differences between high and low RWA people comes in the form of the following anecdote:
The setting involved a rather sophisticated simulation of the earth’s future called the Global Change Game, which is played on a big map of the world by 50-70participants who have been split into various regions such as North America, Africa, India and China.  
The players are divided up according to current populations, so a lot more students hunker down in India than in North America. The game was designed to raise environmental awareness, 24 and before the exercise begins players study upon their region’s resources, prospects, and environmental issues.

Then the facilitators who service the simulation call for some member, any member of each region, to assume the role of team leader by simply standing up. Once the “Elites”in the world have risen to the task they are taken aside and given control of their region’s bank account. They can use this to buy factories, hospitals, armies, and so on from the game bank, and they can travel the world making deals with other Elites. They also discover they can discretely put some of their region’s wealth into their own pockets, to vie for a prize to be given out at the end of the simulation to the World’s Richest Person. Then the game begins, and the world goes wherever the players take it for the next forty years which, because time flies in a simulation, takes about two and a half hours.

By carefully organizing sign-up booklets, I was able to get 67 low RWA students to play the game together on October 18th . (They had no idea they had been funneled into this run of the experiment according to their RWA scale scores; indeed they had probably never heard of right-wing authoritarianism.) Seven men and three women made themselves Elites. As soon as the simulation began, the Pacific Rim Elite called for a summit on the “Island Paradise of Tasmania.” All the Elites attended and agreed to meet there again whenever big issues arose. A world-wide organization was thus immediately created by mutual consent.

Regions set to work on their individual problems. Swords were converted to ploughshares as the number of armies in the world dropped. No wars or threats of wars occurred during the simulation. [At one point the North American Elite suggested starting a war to his fellow region-aires (two women and one guy), but they told him to go fly a kite--or words to that effect.]

An hour into the game the facilitators announced a (scheduled) crisis in the earth’s ozone layer. All the Elites met in Tasmania and contributed enough money to buy new technology to replenish the ozone layer.

Other examples of international cooperation occurred, but the problems of the Third World mounted in Africa and India. Europe gave some aid but North America refused to help. Africa eventually lost 300 million people to starvation and disease, and India 100 million.

Populations had grown and by the time forty years had passed the earth held 8.7billion people, but the players were able to provide food, health facilities, and jobs for almost all of them. They did so by demilitarizing, by making a lot of trades that benefited both parties, by developing sustainable economic programs, and because the Elites diverted only small amounts of the treasury into their own pockets. (The North American Elite hoarded the most.)

One cannot blow off four hundred million deaths, but this was actually a highly successful run of the game, compared to most. No doubt the homogeneity of the players, in terms of their RWA scores and related attitudes, played a role. Low RWAs do not typically see the world as “Us versus Them.” They are more interested in cooperation than most people are, and they are often genuinely concerned about the environment. Within their regional groups, and in the interactions of the Elites, these first-year students would have usually found themselves “on the same page”--and writ large on that page was, “Let’s Work Together and Clean Up This Mess.” The game’s facilitators said they had never seen as much international cooperation in previous runs of the simulation. With the exception of the richest region, North America, the lows saw themselves as interdependent and all riding on the same merry-go-round.

The next night 68 high RWAs showed up for their ride, just as ignorant of how they had been funneled into this run of the experiment as the low RWA students had been the night before. The game proceeded as usual. Background material was read,Elites (all males) nominated themselves, and the Elites were briefed. Then the“wedgies” started. As soon as the game began, the Elite from the Middle East announced the price of oil had just doubled. A little later the former Soviet Union(known as the Confederation of Independent States in 1994) bought a lot of armies and invaded North America. The latter had insufficient conventional forces to defend itself, and so retaliated with nuclear weapons. A nuclear holocaust ensued whichkilled everyone on earth--7.4 billion people--and almost all other forms of life whichhad the misfortune of co-habitating the same planet as a species with nukes.

When this happens in the Global Change Game, the facilitators turn out all the lights and explain what a nuclear war would produce. Then the players are given a second chance to determine the future, turning back the clock to two years before the hounds of war were loosed. The former Soviet Union however rebuilt its armies andinvaded China this time, killing 400 million people. The Middle East Elite then called for a “United Nations” meeting to discuss handling future crises, but no agreements were reached.

At this point the ozone-layer crisis occurred but--perhaps because of the recent failure of the United Nations meeting--no one called for a summit. Only Europe took steps to reduce its harmful gas emissions, so the crisis got worse. Poverty was spreading unchecked in the underdeveloped regions, which could not control their population growth. Instead of dealing with the social and economic problems “back home,” Elites began jockeying among themselves for power and protection, forming military alliances to confront other budding alliances. Threats raced around the room and the Confederation of Independent States warned it was ready to start another nuclear war. Partly because their Elites had used their meager resources to buy into alliances, Africa and Asia were on the point of collapse. An Elite called for a United Nations meeting to deal with the crises--take your pick--and nobody came. By the time forty years had passed the world was divided into armed camps threatening each other with another nuclear destruction. One billion, seven hundred thousand people had died of starvation and disease. Throw in the 400 million who died in the Soviet-China war and casualties reached 2.1 billion. Throw in the 7.4billion who died in the nuclear holocaust, and the high RWAs managed to kill 9.5billion people in their world--although we, like some battlefield news releases, are counting some of the corpses twice.

The authoritarian world ended in disaster for many reasons. One was likely the character of their Elites, who put more than twice as much money in their own pockets as the low RWA Elites had. (The Middle East Elite ended up the World’s Richest Man; part of his wealth came from money he had conned from Third World Elites as payment for joining his alliance.) But more importantly, the high RWAs proved incredibly ethnocentric. There they were, in a big room full of people just like themselves, and they all turned their backs on each other and paid attention only to their own group. They too were all reading from the same page, but writ large on their page was, “Care About Your Own; We Are NOT All In This Together.”

The high RWAs also suffered because, while they say on surveys that they care about the environment, when push comes to shove they usually push and shove for the bucks. That is, they didn’t care much about the long-term environmental consequences of their economic acts. For example a facilitator told Latin America that converting much of the region’s forests to a single species of tree would make the ecosystem vulnerable. But the players decided to do it anyway because the tree’s lumber was very profitable just then. And the highs proved quite inflexible when it came to birth control. Advised that “just letting things go” would cause the populations in underdeveloped areas to explode, the authoritarians just let things go.

Now the Global Change Game is not the world stage, university students are not world leaders, and starting a nuclear holocaust in a gymnasium is not the same thing as launching real missiles from Siberia and North Dakota. So the students’ behavior on those two successive nights in 1994 provides little basis for drawing conclusions about the future of the planet. But some of what happened in this experiment rang true to me. I especially thought, “I’ve seen this show before” as I sat on the sidelines and watched the high RWAs create their very own October crisis.

You have trudged your way through (I suspect) the most boring chapter in this book, and are entitled to some sort of reward. I hope you consider this worthy payment: You now know that the RWA scale is a reliable, a valid, and (as these things go)a rather powerful instrument for identifying the authoritarian follower personality. That’s worth knowing because most of what follows in the later chapters depends on it. The social sciences are awash with attitude scales, opinion surveys, and personality tests, and frankly most of them are not very good imho. But this one appears to be the real deal. A goodly amount of evidence has piled up showing that scores on the RWA scale really do measure tendencies toward authoritarian submission, authoritarian aggression, and conventionalism. We can therefore use it to try to understand the people who seem, so unwittingly, ready to cash in democracy, and perhaps the world.

Freedom or Anarchy?

The accumulation of psychobabble from psychos is enough to make me throw up just a little in my mouth. He’s crazy…no he’s not crazy. I sleep better at night knowing that these judgments will ultimately rely quite heavily on the assessments of those who make it their life's  work to study extreme behavior and its causes. Expect an about face when some realize that asserting him to be crazy or a madman is a defense. There's also a curious element of circular definition that has him doing what he did because he was crazy while anyone committing such an atrocity has to be crazy. But I'll not blather on about that because it's not really the purpose of what follows.

I’m trying to parse the precarious reasoning of those who start out by saying something like "I don't believe Palin and her ilk responsible." Many say “I believe…” without explaining why they believe it. Does "responsible" mean entirely responsible or not just a little responsible? With something for which it's common to say something like "But everybody knows that..." nothing stands in marked contrast more than the fact that opinion is quite varied and superficial. This really warrants a closer look.

 If we get an axe and 1,000 of us each take one hack at a tree and it finally falls who was responsible? If there’s this broken, devastated person sitting on a ledge thinking of jumping and I yell “you worthless son of a bitch!” then he jumps then by this logic “I was not responsible”.

Law, custom, and tradition passed down through the ages, in all their wisdom, do have something to say about aiding and abetting — if you knew what was planned or what might happen and you help then you are responsible and the crime is yours as much as it is assigned to the one who carried it out. 

In my youth I once knew a boy named Brad. He was a big lunk of a farm boy and very slow. You would never have wanted to mess with him should be become angry. That would have been very risky. But some kids used to tease him in ways he was not bright enough to see for what it was. One favorite of some of the meaner kids was to tell him something like “Oh man, you should hear what Joe said about you!” then sit back and enjoy the thrashing of Joe. They knew what would happened and they helped it happen.

One take on the matter has it that that Brad is accountable for his own actions and no one else. They fail to recognize the complexity and how something would not happen without seemingly negligible contributions from a confluence of sources. In reality this is how most things happen but that’s just too hard for them to get their heads around.

Waking up with a clear head this morning I think I'm starting to see the light. It goes directly to our varied definitions of responsibility. Some interchangeably use "had nothing to do with", but what these folks are really referring to is direct involvement. Responsibility is something altogether different.

Of course it was not a rabid talk radio hatemonger who pulled the trigger. We all know that. So most of these expressions signify an emotional longing for where blame and punishment should be directed and say little about cause and effect and how people might be influenced, however partially.

I find two things particularly ironic here. First, there seems to be in the minds of some a hard, fast and infallible firewall that exists between each individual that prevents there from being any possible connective influence flowing from one to the other yet we guard our kids against the influence of things ranging from pornography and violence to sexually ambiguous cartoon characters lacking bumps in all the right places like Teletubbies and Sponge Bob. It is customary but somewhat arbitrary that the first day of the 18th year signifies entrance into adulthood, a rite of passage by which everything changes all at once but I know quite a few adults who remain in arrested adolescence. Aren't we placing way too much stock in adulthood? Sure we must have laws but Jesus taught that the spirit of the law is more important than the letter. Keeping oneself just on the inside of some legal boundary does not necessarily make you a good person.

Secondly, inasmuch as some make the firewall argument without further elaboration I suspect they enjoy dialog being reduced to a vote in a curtained booth like the guy in the last 30 seconds of the attached video. But what if science and teaching were like that? The doctors all get together and they just vote. There'd hardly be motivation to research anything. This "firewall crowd" intrigues me inasmuch as their expressions of how humans are beyond influence and are the solitary influence of their own actions reveal much about their own unspoken desires. Denial of their own responsibility and "responsibility" as euphemism for "direct involvement", despite the consensus that conviction is imminent and incarceration is certain, only serve to highlight the need for responsible citizenry.

Nonetheless, the life vs. capital punishment issue will be a matter of supreme importance to some but perhaps less than usual given that those who were shot we likely opposed to capital punishment.

Stuff rarely happens for just one reason. In fact, nothing happens if not for multiple reasons but we fail to recognize this if the goal is only to place blame rather than to gain insights into cause and effect. Responsibilities and duties of citizenship have been enumerated by civilizations dating back to the time of the ancient Greek and Romans and earlier. What is new and less traditional is todays fervor to be free from all of this. I wonder whether those who needlessly direct violent metaphor at those with whom they disagree would not find a way to deny others the cherished freedom of speech that allows them to continue with impunity. Freedom as a tribal totem and intoxicant not tempered by responsibility is anarchy.

Methinks we are sick puppies and badly need to get a grip on.

On the Other Hand...

I just can't seem to get those Songs of the South from playing in my mind. Sometimes I can't get some of the stinkier southern things I step in off the bottom of my shoe.
I just can't seem to get those Songs of the South from playing in my mind. Sometimes I can't get some of the stinkier southern things I step in off the bottom of my shoe.
...I can get pretty peeved at some ignoramuses in the south. After all I've been Californicated.

I have this T-shirt that I just love to wear. It's from The Nation magazine and depicts Bush with a face that is a cross between his own and Alfred E Neumann's, you know that Mad magazine guy whose motto was "What, me worry?" However, on the lapel was not an American flag pin but a button with just one word, "Worry."

So I note reactions. This shirt on it's own is the source of a lot of varied conversations with political soulmates but then there are others. The funny thing is that some people boil inside but say nothing. From others there's just a smile or at best a few friendly words and more.

If it is any barometer of international relations the Ticos and Ticas in Costa Rica loved it. "A mi me gusta su camisa" they say to which I reply "Esta una cosa triste pero mi presidente esta un tonto." (it is a sad thing but my president is a fool). They smile warmly with these beautifully deep Tica smiles, laugh and I get a slightly better price when I buy something while simultaneously dispelling the notionthat might are all "ugly Americans." I should run for ambassador, yes I should.


On the way back we had a layover in Dallas, Bush country I suppose. We went through customs there and had to make a domestic flight back to LA.

I was wearing a lifeguard hat with a big brim so I took my shade with me wherever I went in CR. It was straw so I had to wear it on the reutrn trip...it wouldn't fold into the bags.

As I approached the customs agent, a big ol' boy in his mid to late 50's, about 6'2" with a burred head and flat top, I noticed that he had a dour look but I figured that was just the official customs agent look...suspicious and an attempt to unnerve evildoers. Now I can speak Texan (you should hear my Ross Perot imitation). You just take the basic Floridian add a twang and speed it up a little. So I prepared myself to worm my way into this big ol' boy's good graces and to make that frown go away, a personal challenge of sorts.

"How ya doin'?" I greeted preemptively with the biggest, warmest, I-am-glad-to-be-back-on-US-soil smile that I could muster...one that almost always works wherever I go. Uh-oh, the look grew more stern. "Los Angeles" as city of issue on the passport probably didn't help.

"Where y'all coming from?" he asked flatly.

A few beads of sweat start to break out on my brow and a tension hung thickly in the air. US customs can cause you a lot of grief and delay. They can take you into back rooms, take the heels off your shoes, and also probe places a straight guy never wants another male probing. This happened once coming back from a surfing trip in Eleuthra, Bahamas, but that's another story.

"Costa Rica." I managed, despite the lump in my throat.

"Ya know ya wear that hat in Amarillo and you'd be asking for a shitload of trouble"

Are customs agents allowed to say "shitload" I wondered? My mind raced. Where are all my snappy answers when I need them most? It was a tossup as, within several milliseconds, a couple of possiblities occurred to me. One in our party explained that the hat kept the sun off which gave me time to decide.

I could have said that if you try to wear a cowboy hat at Malibu they'd think you gay. Not that I have anything against gay people but odds were that he did. Naw, scratch that one. There's a better one....

"Sir, are you Christian?" I inquired as if I were in search of a long lost friend or tall, cool glass of water in the desert.

Finally, the frown melted away and he beamed proudly.

"Yes I am" he declared resolutely with a firm nod and a smug smile.

"Well then, forgive me" I beseeched in a tone that was all at once profound, devout and confidential.

We walked on without so much as a single look back.

We debated whether it had really been the hat and decided it had really been the shirt but he couldn't have very well taken a political stand as an employee of the US government.

So tomorrow my mornings writing assignment is to turn the minds eye and cultural spotlight onto Californians, well the LA and Southern sub-species. Some might already know that these regional blogs are really not about regions but about people...how acutely aware we are of the slightest differences and about our reactions to the differences. Now THAT is something people from every region have in common. I've really not noticed people in one place or another being any better or worse than anywhere else. We just get kind of nuts when we think others, or actually ourselves, might be different. Worse still we sometimes have to turn it into a matter of right and wrong, with us being the right ones of course.

Maybe it's sappy but it would be nice to think that one coul seek the commonality and appreciate or respect the differences rather than feel they are a threat.

The crush of afterthoughts overwhelms me. I am now torn between sticking it to Californians and a blog on male psychology that has been fermenting for quit some time. Any preferences? (that's laughable...as if anyone really cares, reads, or listens)

A Tale of the Old South

an exercise for a creative writing class. the assignment had been to include as many regional characterizations as possible. in my case that ended up being "southernisms".
an exercise for a creative writing class. the assignment had been to include as many regional characterizations as possible. in my case that ended up being "southernisms".

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A family of New Yawkuhs stopped at the little general store just down the way from my house while I was filling up. Jimbo was at the register entertaining their questions, and himself at their expense.

Jimbo's store epitomizes the deep south, in a place so deep that Seven Eleven, Circle K, Lil' General and even the Piggly Wiggly chains don't go there. There's a screen door on the entrance with a rusty spring so it will swing shut after you walk though so the flies won't get in. His ol' dawg, Turd Blossom, is always snoozin' by the counter. Maybe growing up there accounts for my affinity for Andy of Mayberry despite the cardboard characters who never held a candle to the assortment passing through Jimbo's front door.

Palatka is farm country. Employment's down except for at the Hudson paper mill which I never fail to use for sake of an accusation of flatulence when driving with someone in the car.

"Roll the window down for chrissake, will you? Have a little common decency..."

"It wasn't me" they always plead.

"I'm afraid thou dost protesteth too loudly" is then my stock reply.

Big o'l redneck farm boys make for great football teams for such a small town. The larger towns of 20,000+ always dreaded playing us.

My brother-in-law is a real estate broker and tells many a tale of consortiums of slick New York investors who come down armed with conveniently self-serving views of the south as some kine of furrin' cuntry, with everything ripe for the pickin'.

They lose their shirts.

I'd been outside long enough while they were pumping to hear the smug "marryin' cousins" and "can't wait til we get back to civilization" jokes which really don't go over well in the deep south and FL is the deep south, Miami and the rest of South Florida notwithstanding. The stock reply is that if New York is so nice then "why don't you go back?"

Anyway, the entire family was talkin' to Jimbo at the register, two pasty white kids with blank stares in tow. Evidently they'd been eat up by skeeters, scratching in all sorts of places.

The wife had picked up a package of grits and asked what it was.

"Insect repellant" said Jimbo, without looking up from the register.

"Does it work?" asked the husband hopefully, optimistically entertaining the possibility that he'd stumbled onto some southern voodoo folk remedy, a closely held cultural secret, a rare find to share with friends back home.

"Well, we all use it and we ain't never been bit" answered Jimbo, ever the prankster.

"Gladys, stock up." ordered the husband.

They left. Jimbo and I had some yucks, I over my yoo-hoo and moon pie and he while sucking on a plug of Days Work, as we imagined them rubbing the grainy meal all over their bodies.

That Jimbo can be downright evil sometimes. He twisted around and let fly with a brown glob of tobacco spit, paused, took a deep breath and started what I knew was going to be start of a heartfelt soliloquy. This was his trademark windup for a meaningful revelation. I'd seen it before.

"Maybe I shouldn't a dun it but I jes couldn't help myself. The second they cross the state line up at Valdosta they start a litany of whinin' that doesn't stop til they get back to the Bronx. They cocoon themselves in stress and superiority and never ask nicely or say please and thank you like normal folks. They just demand and snap. They might be nice people if there was a way to get to know 'em but ya never know til ya sit down and eat a pound of salt with 'em."

"Huh? I'd never eat a pound of salt with 'em, or really anyone else." I scowled thinking that maybe Jimbo wasn't the brightest bulb in the pack himself.

"That's what I'm sayin'" imparted Jimbo patiently.

Maybe ol' Jimbo had a point.

I Think I've Sustained a Thinking Injury

Another excerpt from my dull life...Maybe it's like a sprained brain. I don't even want to think. There must be something that will help.I'm sick and tired of some of this meaningful crap I've been writing. Habitual over-thinking has led to injury...I've sprained my brain and must now rest it until I'm able to use it effectively once again.

I don't feel funny either. I've been nurturing my inner curmudgeon, something that goes best with solitary activities.

It's a male brooding thing I suppose but that's why there are things like fishin'. It's at times like these that Superman would fly up to his Fortress of Solitude, Batman would spend time in the Bat Cave and Daniel Boone would step out back and go huntin' with his loyal injun friend, Mingo.

Those guys were all boring and sulky though. There's no reason why this call of the wild can't be answered with something playful and uplifting. It's been high time to dust off the paddleboard. The water's been warm for months.

For the unfamiliar, paddleboards are these long ( 12-20' ), sleek epoxy and foam boards for paddling in the ocean, either kneeling or lying face down. The design is less like a surfboard and owes more to the needle-like sculls now seen racing in the Olympics. There are no paddles (you use your hands) and there's only room for one person. They are a little wobbly but eventually it tones the stabilizing muscles of the abdomen, just what the doctor ordered for back problems.

Several years ago I went to Bali and caught some waves in the 14'-20' range but the largest ones put me in my place. They moved so fast across the reef that I could barely paddle fast enough to drop in...a wakeup call. Surfing was getting harder for the first time in my life.

Not being one to go down without a fight I came up with a strategy, returning home, purchasing a 14' paddleboard, starting to train, and getting my miles up week after week until I went 18-20 miles at a time, just 13 miles short of the race distance for the Catalina Classic between Catalina Island and Manhattan Beach.

Anyone who has done distance training of any kind knows about "the wall." It is not to be taken lightly. A lot of it involves just doing the race distance in training. The body quickly adapts to storing sufficient glucose in the muscles to last the longest distance experienced in training but if you increase the distance too much at a time you WILL hit the wall, which is pointless because you just grind to a crawl and receive no further training benefit. The wall is quite simply needless pain, as opposed to the good pain which YOU control, and smart people learn to avoid it.

So there are all these dudes who think they are going to do the Catalina so in March they buy a nice shiny new paddleboard and log a longest paddle of 12 miles then sign up for the big race. These are the ones who climb in the boat at the halfway point, emasculated. They knew not what they were getting into. If the water is cold and they manage to limp across the finish line they usually end up with hypothermia, wrapped up in blankets and taken to the hospital for fluids by IV.

To them the Catalina is like a visit to the buffet where they help themselves to way, way more than they can eat. These are the boys in contrast to the men who've paid the price during training. Isn't it a basic law of physics that you can't get something for nothing? That you can't fool mother nature? What on earth possesses them to fancy doing otherwise?

So I knew better. 18 miles was not enough and it would have been foolish to have tried. Time and schedule just didn't let me train distance approaching the race distance. The long paddles take ALL DAY! 6-8 hours and afterwards you are not good for anything except moaning in pain on the couch and licking your wounds. Most participants work and live at the beach. That way no time is lost going to and from. Some lifeguard and former college swimmer usually wins.

There were side-benefits for me other than the red badge of courage one gets for finishing the Catalina. At 42 the 20 year olds could no longer outpaddle me surfing and the wave count went up....lost a lot of weight and felt Tony-the-Tiger Grrrreeeeaaaatttt too!

Training consisted of getting up before dark on 2-3 weekdays per week and once weekend day (for the long paddle) then getting into the water a few minutes before sunrise. I remember those paddles from when I trained regularly just like it was yesterday...

Palos Verdes is a big hill that rises from the ocean south of LA. The lights off the beach in Redondo and 50 yards along "the hill" to the south twinkle as I paddle out to sea.

Passing PV Cove there is a big rock inhabited by seals barking their typical greeting of arf-arf as I pass. I arf back out of respect. The fishing boats are just starting to head out to sea from Kings Harbor.

Eventually the beach becomes a far distant little strip of sand and the westernmost tip of PV becomes a tiny dot on the eastern horizon when you look back towards shore.

The destination is the R-10 buoy, 5 miles off the coast. When there is any hint of fog or a marine layer the board-mounted GPS in a clear waterproof bag is essential because 1/2 mile off PV land can no longer be seen, much less a visual sighting of the R-10 buoy. I've gone back to shore when visibility is less than 50 yards because you hear these big boats and can't see them until they're right on top of you.

Without the fog it is easy enough to paddle towards the rising sun to get back in. The R-10 buoy can also be found by taking an approximate angle from the western tip of PV. After 1 3/4 miles it is time to start looking around for it.

Cadence is everything and a music collection with 45-60bpm really helps. MP3 player's in an Aquapac bag with waterproof earphones. Steve Vai's My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Momma is inspirational with a driving beat that wails in time with each stroke. Some mornings I feel like I could paddle to Hawaii but I usually settled for 10 miles to avoid being late for work.

A variety of sealife keeps me company. The steamy exhaust from a dolphins blowhole grabs my attention. They're swimming along side me, the entire family with a brand new addition about 3 feet long. They always breach high enough to get the near eye out of the water to take a look at the curious pink land dweller. I feel a closeness to them.

30-40 minutes after the lights of PV can no longer be seen I start looking for the R-10 buoy. It is inhabited by another group of seals. On afternoon weekend paddles I catch a whiff as I loop around the buoy. In the heat of the day the seals climb back on to eat the fish they catch. Seal piss and fish guts baking in the noonday sun have a distinctive aroma and at some point I am directly downwind for about one tortured minute.

The return leg back to shore goes much faster with each swell lifting me and providing a little downhill boost as it moves eastward, slightly faster than I can paddle. it's like an unseen hand lifts the tail and gives me a little push so that I slide downhill a little faster.

Then it's back to land, a quick shower on the beach and in to work by 9, having done more before coffee than most do all day. On those days the calm from the morning lasts until bedtime...an early one.

I used to work near Newport Beach in OC so early in the season in February-March before the water starts warming from the 58 degree winter average I'd keep the board at the Newport Aquatic Center in the upper back bay of Newport Harbor. The water temp in the harbor is a little higher and there are no swells that can splash you with cold water.

It's about 3 miles from the center to the harbor entrance near the famous "Wedge" this jetty that is a freak of nature. Swells get squeezed in between land and rock and jump up to 20' and break in 2-3' of water. It is a bodysurfing spot and many have broken necks there. There is a long learning curve that I never cared to take the time to advance through. I know my limitations and just watch. You have to live there to get enough practice time to advance.

I've seen a couple of whales in the harbor entrance. One almost surfaced beneath me. That moment was shared with a kayaker who lingered for 10 minutes while we chattered away, as the joyous rush of what we'd just witnessed subsided.

Once through the harbor and 2 piers north is Newport Pier. That's 9 miles from the center. I always wanted to go farther but there was not enough time before work to do so, even if I left shortly before sunrise.

Sometimes I'd be driving home about 5 or 6 and just get the urge to do an evening paddle. The upper back bar is a tidal marsh not too far off the 5 Freeway but you'd never know it. It's so expansive that you're far enough from roads to hear no sounds save those from nature. The occasional jet straying from the John Wayne airport flight path sometimes pieces the tranquil silence. Schools of fish and rays breed in the warmer water of the marsh and can be seen by the hundreds. Water birds wade near the shoreline.

I can hardly count the number of times I paddled back to the center in the dark after watching the sunset from the back bay.

The hot shower never felt better on skin that had chilled to around 64 degrees. After 10 minutes the bones start to warm too. Sleep always comes easy on those nights and I inevitably feel stronger the next day.

Mark Twain on Evil

  I debated as to what to call this one. Among candidate titles were “The Face of Evil” and others but I settled on one that includes appropriate attribution to the American icon without whom what follows could not have been written.

Late in his life Mark Twain wrote 3 stories, each unfinished, which constitute attempts to put a face on “evil”. Each manuscript is a variation of the same theme – The Chronicle of Young Satan being set in Austria during the early 1700’s,  Schoolhouse Hill  including Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn as characters and No. 44 The Mysterious Stranger set in 1490 Austria. Common themes and devices among the stories are protracted death by water and mobs, cowardice and cruelty.

These manuscripts were originally published in 1969, long after Twain’s death. Given that Twain is one of the most widely-quoted and well-known Americans in history I was eager to tap into his thoughts on the matter. His keen observations on human nature and his skill at communicating them in fiction suggest some reward for efforts made to read these stories which can now be found in The Mysterious Stranger Manuscripts.

A discussion of this book with a friend led to a recommendation of another book Evil : An Investigation by Time magazine essayist Lance Morrow.

Morrow observes that depictions of evil are a staple of Twain’s writing. There is Huck Finn’s n’er do well father who attempts to take Huck’s life. Most memorable is one casually interjected vignette of earlier American life when Tom Sawyer gets off a steamboat downriver and reports that there had been an accident in the form of a boiler explosion. A woman asks, “Anyone hurt?” Tom answers “No Ma’am. A couple of niggers killed.” The woman replied “Oh thank heavens, because you know, sometimes people do get hurt.”

According to Morrow, this particular excerpt highlights an evil kind of innocence which typical of the rich and powerful and which “runs through the American story” and reasserts itself from time to time in “a certain obliviousness in, for example, the area of foreign policy”. This is a foreign policy in which it becomes all too easy to objectify others and regard them as deserving of a fate that would shake us to the core were we to witness the same among the 100 people with whom we are most familiar.

Morrow observes that Twain addresses a variety of topics relating to race and racism including the evils of slavecatchers and the cruelty of overseers. However there is always a consensus that supports such evils. Morrow asserts this “…far worse, the vast, smug, unknowingness, the evil obliviousness of seeming innocent people.”

Tacit acceptance of the supposedly necessary horrors visited on others, deemed deserving recipients of acts committed by us or in our name, leads to a host of rationalizations in an effort to reduce our cognitive dissonance and to demonstrate a righteousness that excepts us from their fate. Offering a voluptuous cushion of assurance, words like “justice” are interjected. To further absolve ourselves of our acts, we point to a third party, one who certainly cannot be questioned, so as to seal the topic off from any further questioning -- God.  We draw ostensibly arbitrary lines that stop at the boundary of family, mega-church, race or political affiliation to define the limits and terms of a picayunish good-will-towards-others…all followed by a good night’s sleep on account of nothing more than having consumed the same bucket of hogwash en masse.
This permeates our politics and passes for righteousness. The religiosity of many upholds it  even when carving the references to charity out of the bible would leave a hollow tome with ample space for Rush Limbaugh to stash his drugs. Biblical reference to charity is, more often than not, qualified with “to whom” and “not to whom” in ways that would have Jesus turning over in his catacomb.

We are so fearful in our regard for an unworthy, lazy “generalized other”, who seeks something for nothing and is largely an invention of our own imagination, that we vest nothing in community or government because it includes others unlike us and with whom we’re unfamiliar. In the end we shortchange only ourselves…getting no decent healthcare or basic security because of a stinginess that will not tolerate the chance of someone “less deserving” also getting the same. We are susceptible to fearful, unrealistic narrative promulgated by politicians, owned by corporations without conscience, seeking to maximize profit in a supposedly free market of products with infinite costs willing to be paid, for our lives depend upon it. We remain without bargaining power and elect representatives beholding to those who would own us like slaves for their own incommensurate enrichment on mind-boggling scales that are beyond comprehension.
Yes, there are many evils and though not quite so humorous as Twain, Morrow touches on the banality of evil, utter lack of compassion and the benign neglect that increasingly typify our society as we are awash in fear and lack the courage to speak for what we know is right.
However, there are no more straightforward and detailed examinations from Twain than in these three incomplete manuscripts in which various aspects of evil are squarely addressed through fiction.

The topic is timeless and one cannot help but draw some parallels between the sense of evil evoked by his writing and the reflection of American political and cultural life brought to us by corporate media. The common thread that runs through both past and present is that evil always has a justification, never admits what it is, and can at times be the consensus rather than the minority opinion. Given a capacity for self-delusion the recognition of evil might sometimes boil down to whether or not you are on the giving or the receiving end -- with degree of absence or presence of human compassion being the determining factor. A compassionate people will have a compassionate society and a governmental system deserving of and reflecting those values. Instead we have a fanatical, irrational fear of “income distribution” that chokes off any and all forms of common advancement.

Instead of compassionate ideals what we get today is lies from the extreme right and apparently the ignorance to consume them without question as Sarah Palin speaks of National Health Service (NHS) death panels in the UK when the reality is that to the person the NHS is regarded as the revered beating heart of a nation and a matter of national pride in the UK. To add insult to injury, for this kind of willful mischaracterization our once-great nation becomes an object of international derision –- all because we let our politicians get away with it and lack a media that will take the corporate-funded liars to task.

After all, what is one to make of the flatulent, self-righteous punditry of one claiming a closer connection to God as they suggest that natural disasters such as the earthquake in Haiti represent divine justice and well-deserved affliction on the victims? Would such a man, as instrument of his god actually pull the lever himself so to speak, if there were such a thing, to ensure that justice was served? Wasn’t that what Hitler did? Is there really plausible deniability for the one who didn’t flick the switch or pull the lever? Apparently, according to Pat Robertson, we are to believe that the God of us all did. Can one help but wonder which does more damage, the commission of evil by an individual or a proactive declaration or broadcast of the virtue of benign neglect?

In the “Chronicle of Young Satan” manuscript evil assumes the form of a compassionless yet alluring individual, followed and admired in spite of senseless acts of cruelty inflicted at random and accompanied by explanations such as “It is of no consequence” and cynical derision of humankind, associated foibles and characteristic weakness. But Satan is not so overtly evil as much as he helps evil along in human affairs as a source of personal amusement, giving it a nudge when the opportunity arises. It is mankind itself that readily does the heavy-lifting with hardly any encouragement from Satan, to whom the contrast between human evil and noble stated intent offers an endless source of amusement. No sooner than he inflicts some form of misery on men does the story’s main character Theodor quickly forget, then choosing to bask in the light of young Satan’s attention and remain the good favor of such a unique and interesting person.

Young Satan first appears to Seppi, Nikolaus and Theodor explaining that he is an angel and impressing them with his brilliance, wit and powers. They are captivated and powerless to speak their minds lest the emerging friendship with Young Satan be jeopardized. Acts of extraordinary cruelty towards others are overlooked as the story progresses and in its first-person telling by Theodor we come to understand his conscious reservations as he is swept along in his ongoing friendship and its benefits, of which there are many.

Satan frequently whisks Theodor away to some faraway place in the past to serve as passive audience to historical acts of unspeakable human-on-human cruelty either solitary of en masse. They serve as the basis for moral relativism and excuse for various insensitive acts committed by Young Satan, but never to Theodor who is treated as a comrade by Young Satan. Young Satan and Theodor then return to the original place and time with hardly more than a few seconds lost.
The story progresses with the boys entranced by Satan and his magic despite their reservations regarding his unabashed acts of unrepentant cruelty including the prediction of Nikolaus’ drowning and disinclination to prevent it.

Theodor relates:

More than once Seppi and I had tried in a humble and diffident way to convert him; and as he had remained silent we had taken his silence as a sort of encouragement; necessarily, then, this talk of his was a disappointment to us, for it showed that we had made no deep impression upon him. The thought made us sad, and we knew, then, how the missionary must feel when he has been cherishing a glad hope and has seen it blighted. We kept our grief to ourselves, knowing that this was not the time to continue our work.
Then in characteristic style Satan would counter with something like:
It is a remarkable progress. In five or six thousand years five or six high civilizations have arisen, flourished, commanded the wonder of the world, then faded out and disappeared; and not one of them except the latest, ever invented any sweeping and adequate way to kill people. They all did their best, to kill being the chiefest ambition of the human race and the earliest incident in its history, but only the Christian civilization has score a triumph to be proud of. Two centuries from now it will be recognised that all the competent killers are Christian, then the pagan world will go to school the Christian, not to acquire his religion, but his guns. The Turk and the Chinaman will buy those, to kill missionaries and converts with.

In the voice of Theodor the narrative continues:

By the time his theatre was at work again: and before our eyes nation after nation drifted by, during two centuries a mighty procession, an endless procession, raging, struggling, wallowing through seas of blood, smothered in battle-smoke through which the flags glinted and the red jets from the cannon darted; and always we heard the thunder of the guns and the cries of the dying.

Then from Satan:
“And what does it amount to?” said Satan, which his evil chuckle. “Nothing at all. You gain nothing; you always come out where you went in. For a million years the race has gone on monotonously propagating itself and monotonously re-performing this dull nonsense – to what end? No wisdom can guess! Who gets a profit out of it? Nobody but a parcel of usurping little monarchs and nobilities who despise you would feel defiled it you touched them; would shut the door in your face if you proposed to call; whom you slave for; fight for, die for and are not shamed of it, but proud; whose existence is a perpetual insult to you and you are afraid to resent it; who are mendicants supported by your alms, yet assume toward you the airs of benefactor toward beggar; who address you in the language of master to slave and are answered in the language of slave to master; who are worshiped by you with your mouth, while in your hearts – if you have one – you despise yourselves for it. The first man was a hypocrite and a coward, qualities which have not yet failed in his line; it is the foundation upon which all civilizations have been built. Drink to their perpetuation! drink to their augmentation! drink to—“
From Theodor’s narrative:
Then he saw by our faces how much we were hurt, and he cut his sentence short and stopped chuckling, and his manner changed. He said gently--
Thusly, the boys were strung along by Satan, seemingly powerless in the face of his seduction, unable to end their friendship as adulation tempered with wariness. This bore a similarity to a co-dependent relationship in which a stronger, more self-assured individual preyed upon the weaker ones. Satan messed with their heads and seemed to take delight in inflicting the pain of awareness when it came to subjects that remained hard for the boys to stomach.
Theodor gives further insights into Satan as not being entirely without empathy but with a selective, deep-seated loathing towards man and man alone:

You must never picture Satan as solitary, but always with a lot of vagrant animals tagging around after him. Animals could not let him alone, they were so fascinated with him; and this was mutual for he felt the same way toward them. He often said he would not give a penny for human company when he could get better. You see they were fond of each other because in a manner they were kin, through their mutual property in the absence of the Moral Sense. And kin in another particular too—to him, as to them there were no unpleasant smells. He said that unpleasant smalls were an invention of Civilization—like modesty, and indecency. He said that to the pure all smalls were sweet, to the decent all things were decent. He said that the natural man, the savage, had no prejudices about smells, and no shame for his God-made nakedness. Through intimacy with him we came to en joy the society of animals which had previously been repulsive to us, but we drew the line at the polecat.
Theodor goes on to explain that Satan recued animals in distress even to the point of turning the Prince’s trapper who threatened to flog him into a statue of stone.

If you so choose to read this fascinating yarn you will most likely find it interesting in itself without any deeper thought. It’s good fantasy. However a most interesting culmination occurs towards the end. Though one can only guess at what was being contemplated by Twain (and many have tried since the manuscripts included notes by Twain), as the story ends abruptly and without conclusion, the extended dialog between Young Satan and Theodor offers the opportunity for Twain to set forth his own ideas about humanity albeit in Satan’s voice.  In a couple of such rants by Satan towards the manuscript’s end there is a glimmer of closure in the sense that you feel Young Satan has completely told his story.

The irony of the story is, that notwithstanding the lack of compassion on Satan’s part, the most effective exposition of evil occurs in the form of Satan’s observations of mankind – it’s weakness in succumbing to the influence of an evil few. Thusly, evil is characterized as being attributable to weakness, cowardice and self-delusion.

At one point Theodor encounters an angry mob chasing after a woman who dared to cure people by so-called “devilish arts” by bathing, washing and nourishing them, instead of bleeding them and purging them through the ministrations of a barber-surgeon in the “proper way.” Satan observed that cowards were stoning a dying lady.

As the woman was hanged Theodor threw his own stone, fearing that he would be identified as one in opposition to the angry mob and Satan found this amusing, revealing that he was indeed laughing at Theodor and that the mob consisted of those with precisely the same sentiments as Theodor. He holds up a mirror to Theodor, showing him an unsavory part of himself which turns out to be painful.
Well there were sixty-eight  people there, and sixty-two of them had no more desire to throw a stone than you had.”

Oh, it’s true. I know your race. It is made up of sheep. It is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feeling and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong; but no matter, the crowd follows it. The vast majority of the race whether savage or civilized, are secretly kind-hearted and shrink from inflicting pain; but in the presence of the aggressive and pitiless minority they don’t dare to assert themselves. Think of it! one kind-hearted creature spies upon another, and sees to it that he loyally helps in iniquities which revolt both of them. Speaking as an expert, I know that ninety-nine out of one hundred of your race were strongly against the killing of witches when that foolishness was first agitated by a handful of pious lunatics in the long ago. And I know that even to-day, after ages of transmitted prejudice and silly teaching, only one person in twenty puts any real heart into the harrying of a witch. And yet apparently everybody hates witches and wants them killed. Some day a handful will rise up on the other side and make the most noise—perhaps even a single daring man with a big voice and a determined front will do it—and in a week all the sheep will wheel and follow him, and witch-hunting will come to a sudden end. In fact this happened within these ten years, in a little country called New England.
 
Monarchies, aristocracies and religions are all based upon that large defect in your race—the individual’s distrust of his neighbor and his desire, for safety’s sake, to stand well in his neighbor’s eyes. These institutions will always remain, always flourish, and always oppress you, affront you and degrade you, because you will always be and remain slaves of minorities. There was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to either of these institutions.
Satan’s soliloquy continues and answers Theodor’s objection at humans being likened to lambs:
Still it is true lamb. Look at you in war—what mutton you are, and how ridiculous.
There has never been a just one, never an honorable one—on the part of the instigator of war. I can see a million years ahead, and this rule will never change in so many as half a dozen instances. The loud little handful—as usual—will should for the war. The pulpit will—warily and cautiously—object—at first; the great big dull bulk of the nation will rub its sleep eyes and try to make out why there should be a war, and will say, earnestly and indignantly, “It is unjust and dishonorable, and there is no necessity for it.” Then the handful will shout louder. A few fair men on the other side will argue and reason against the war with speech and pen, and at first will have a hearing and be applauded; but it will not last long; those others will out-shout them, and presently the anti-war audiences will thin out and lose popularity. Before long you will see this curious thin: the speakers stoned from the platform and free speech strangled, by hordes of furious men who in their secret hearts are still at one with those stoned speakers—as earlier—but do not dare to say so! And now the whole nation—pulpit and all—will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth and presently such mouths will cease to open. Next the statesmen invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception.
 
“But Satan, as civilization advances—“

Two centuries from now the Christian civilization will reach it highest mark. Yet its kings will still be, then, what they are now, a close corporation of land-thieves. Is that an advance? England will be prodigious and strong; she will bear the most honorable name that ever a nation bore, and will lose it in a single little shameful war and carry the stench of it and the blot of it to the end of her days. To please a dozen rich adventurers her statesmen will pick a quarrel with a couple of wee little Christian farmer-communities, and send against that half dozen villages the mightiest army that ever invaded any country, and will crush those little nations and rob them of their independence and their land. She will make a noisy pretence of being proud of these things but deep down in her heart she will be ashamed of them and will grieve for her soiled flag—once the symbol of liberty and honor and justice, now the pirate’s emblem.

“Satan,” I said, “this would not happen if she could have the true religion.”

Ah, yes—the kind of treasure which you have here in Austria. My uncle is thinking of introducing it into his dominions.

“Satan",” I said, “it would defile it!”

He only pulled down the corner of his eye with his finger.
Finally the plot arrives at a point at which, by a chain of events unleashed by Satan an innocent priest had been accused of stealing some money that he found. Further magic by Satan changed the dates on the gold pieces to the current year so that the priest was cleared but consequently plunged into a dementia by which he believed himself to be Emperor. He had lost his mind…

On my road home I came upon Satan, and reproached him for deceiving me with that lie. He was not embarrassed, but said, quite simply, and composedly—

Ah, you mistake—it was the truth. I said he would be happy for the rest of his days, and he will. For he will always think he is the Emperor, and his pride in it will endure to the end. He is now, and will remain, the one utterly happy person in this empire.
 
But the method of it, Satan, the method! Couldn’t you have done it without depriving him of his reason?

It was difficult to irritate Satan but that accomplished it.

What an ass you are! Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination? No sane man can be happy, for to him life is real, and he sees what a fearful thing it is. Only the mad can be happy, and not many of those. The few that imagine themselves kings or gods are happy and the rest are no happier than the sane. Of course no man is entirely in his right mind at any time, but I have been referring to the extreme cases. I have taken from this man the trumpery thing which the race regards as a Mind; I have replaces his tin life with a silver-gilt fiction; you see the result—and you criticise! I said I would make him permanently happy, and I have done it. I have made him happy by the only means possible to his race—and you are not satisfied! It seems to me that this race is hard to please.
To an assertion by Theodor that men were in possession of a sense of humor the following dialog was triggered:
There spoke the race! always ready to claim what is hasn’t got and mistake its ounce of brass filings for a ton of gold dust. You have a bastard perception of humor, nothing more; a multitude of you possess that. This multitude see the comic side of a thousand low-grade and trivial things—broad incongruities, mainly; grotesqueries, absurdities, evokers of the horse-laugh. The ten thousand high grade comicalities which exist in the world are sealed from their dull vision, they are unconscious of their presence. The ten thousand are hid from the entire race.
 
No religion exists which is not littered with engaging and delightful comicalities, but the race never perceives them. Nothing can be more deliciously comical than hereditary royalties and aristocracies, but none except royal families and aristocracies are aware of it.
 
Are they?

Oh, aren’t they? Often they cannot sleep for laughing at their dependents. It would surprise you to know the names they privately call them by.
 
But republics and democracies see, don’t they?

Oh, no—and they never will. While they scoff with their mouths they reverence them in their hearts. The democrat will never live who will marry a democrat into his family when he can get a duke. All forms of government—including republican and democratic—are rich in funny shams and absurdities, but their supporters do not see it.
 
It took him an hour to list a lot of the comicalities which the race is not capable of perceiving, then he left off. He said it would take him a month to name the rest.

Intercourse with him had colored my mind, of course, he being a strong personality and I a weak one; therefore I was inclined to think his position correct, but I did not say it. I only said our race was progressing, and that in time its sense of humor would develop to a point where it would enable us to perceive many things which we cannot see now.

But he only made fun of that idea and said—

The race had as much humor perception when it was created as it has now, and it will never have any more. Look at the Pope’s infallibility. Does any one see the humor of that? Not a soul, except the Pope and the Conclave. Look at this loosing-and-binding authority—which is not confined to earth, but which even God on His throne is obliged to submit to—as per his claim. Does anyone see the humor of that? Not a soul outside the Vatican. Heretics rage about it, but no one laughs at it. Will a day come when the race will detect the funniness of these juvenilities and laugh at them—and by laughing at them destroy them? For your race, in its poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, Money, Persuasion, Supplication, Persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug,—push it a little—crowd it a little—weaken it a little, century by century: but only Laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of Laughter nothing can stand. You are always fussing and fighting with your other weapons: do you ever use that one? No, you leave it lying rusting. As a race do you ever use it at all? No—you lack sense and the courage. Once in an age a single hero lifts it, delivers his blow, and a hoary humbug goes to ruin. Before this century closes, Robert Burns, a peasant, will break the back of the Presbyterian Church with it, and set Scotland free. I ask you again: will a day come when the race will have so developed its humor-perception as to be able to detect the funniness of Papal Infallibility and God-subordinating Papal Authority?
Satan’s inclination for and delight in rubbing young Theodor’s nose in the foibles, weaknesses and self-deception of humanity knew no limits and it inflicted pain to the extent Theodor realized it to be true.
This story demonstrates, yet again, vintage Twain and that for which his writing is cherished:
  • Humorous exposure of human self deception
  • Questioning authority, and
  • Irreverence towards the sacred cows that are often beyond question to a significant portion of the population
This is evident in some of his more popular quotations:
  • Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
  • What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so.
  • It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
  • In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination.
  • Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
  • Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
  • Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself. The Bible has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies.
  • It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
Twain commented in his own biography that:
But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?
One anecdote about Twain related in the book’s introduction was that his mother never had a bad word to say about anyone. To better understand the extent of this quality Twain and another boyhood friend staged a ruse by which they began to bad-mouth Satan in an extreme manner. Twain’s mother admonished them for speaking badly about someone who was not present.

Twain used Satan not so much as an example of evil but rather a vehicle or device for laying out aspects of human nature that lead to the commission of evil. Cowardice, self-deception, herd mentality, reluctance to question and pursue answers when in doubt…all of these things are no less evident today than they were during the time at which Twain lived at the turn of the century. The story itself could easily have been adapted to political and cultural events of the last decade with vignettes exploiting a rush to war with little proof or objection from those afraid to risk the stigma of being labeled a coward or traitor. There is both shame and denial in our complicity to what was, in retrospect, a farce.

Satan’s amusement at Theodor’s dissonance regarding the casting of the stone seemed a particularly skillful illumination of the darker side of human nature, the part seldom discussed or admitted except in a context of intimacy or at the most ephemerally conscious levels of thought. We are all products of the boundaries of acceptable social discourse but there is never really perfect, 100% overlap between ones inner thoughts and outward speech, is there? There is always a difference between what is said and what one really thinks, and this can be both a conscious and unconscious phenomenon.

This observation is reminiscent of one by Elias Canetti in his seminal book on crowd psychology for which he won the Nobel Prize, Crowds and Power, published in 1960. Canetti did not rely on the self-assessment of crowds for the basis of his conclusions. He studied patterns of accretion and dispersal of crowds of humans and had some insights into the formation of angry mobs, noting that:

War is an astonishing business. People decide that they are threatened with physical destruction and proclaim the fact to the whole world. They say "I can be killed" and secretly add "because I myself want to kill this or that man." The stress properly belongs on the second half of this sentence. It should run: "I want to kill this or that man, therefore I can be killed myself." But when it is a question of war starting, or its eruption and the awakening of a bellicose spirit within the nation, the first version will be the only one openly admitted. Even if in fact the aggressor, each side will always attempt to prove that it is threatened.


This is hardly different from Satan’s own misanthropic conclusions regarding a call to arms.
Perhaps it takes more courage to stand against the majority or even, as Twain put it, an aggressive and pitiless minority ready to shout anyone down who disagrees with it than it takes to go along and to unquestioningly follow the person in front down a risky path (to war?) for which one has serious reservations. Just think about it…they didn’t even have Fox News with Bill O’Really and Sean Insanity back then yet Twain seems to be describing those wingnuts to a “T”.

Luckily, a tradition of speaking truth to power using humor persists today with the likes of Jon Stewart, Bill Maher...writers such as Chris Hedges,  Matt Taibbi and others. Our culture badly needs this as the proverbial mirror into which we can gaze to see ourselves unadorned of self-delusion and our acts stripped naked and left in stark, consummately human terms…to better observe the utter insanity of actions perpetrated either by ourselves or in our names.

Inward Facing Mirrors



Thoughts engendered from reading R.D. Laing, E.F. Schumacher's Guide for The Perplexed (those already having all the answers will not like this one) and some Buddhist writing. Laing, in particular suggests that our culture is sick and that only those who are crazy with some narrow "normal range" can feel safe from being ostracized.
Thoughts engendered from reading R.D. Laing, E.F. Schumacher's Guide for The Perplexed (those already having all the answers will not like this one) and some Buddhist writing. Laing, in particular suggests that our culture is sick and that only those who are crazy with some narrow "normal range" can feel safe from being ostracized.
My 6am arrival at the beach is all but blown, because of this damned site. It's not my fault. It beckoned unto me. Yeah, that's the ticket. Therefore I had to write just a little something to release me from its clutches.

I'll get to The Curse of the Beautiful Woman and the other backlog of things. It is nice having a backlog. It offers the same assurance as a full refrigerator. I used to feel a little hungry and would open the refrigerator door to take a look and that alone did the trick. Maybe it was just knowing that there were things for later.

For a long time I wanted to write about something but I never did. There were these formative ideas from an author R.D. Laing regarding how we perceive one another. For me these ideas are like background music...very sweet, haunting, lovely background music which can at times explode into a symphony but which usually is content to whisper softly its quirky, catchy little tune.

In Laing's book, the Politics of Experience, he makes his premise perfectly clear within the first paragraph of the introduction.

Our social realities are so ugly if seen by the light of exiled truth, and beauty is almost no longer possible if it is not a lie
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Laing claims that our alienation goes to the roots and that it must be the starting point for any serious reflection on human interpersonal relations.

At all events, we are bemused and crazed creatures, even to our true selves, to one another, and to the spiritual and material world -- mad, even from an ideal standpoint that we can glimpse but not adopt


...and possibly learn from, I'd add.

Man ensures his alienation, from not only others but himself, only by outrageous violence perpetrated by human beings on human beings


As Laing explains it, his book is an attempt to document some forms of our contemporary violation of ourselves. He proceeds to build a conceptual framework from which interpersonal relations can be discussed. Some call this social phenomenology or interexperience.

We remain hidden from each other. I will never see your experience of me and you will never see my experience of you. I cannot experience your experience. However I do experience myself as being experienced by you and you experience yourself as being experiences by me. One seeks to make their experience of another evident by their behavior.


Laing questions deeply asking whether it is even possible to be ones self and even whether love and freedom are possible.

I experience myself as Pat and as experienced by and acted upon by others. Behavior is a function of experience and experience of another is mediated by the other's behavior.

It is Laing's contention that man is alienated from our own experience. So how does this happen?

Firstly, he says that our capacity to think is limited except in the capacity of our deluded self-interest. That has been my experience...that all but a rare realized few are mere shadows of what they project and that most are predictable consistent in what they chose to project, a far cry from that which might be gleaned from behavior. Our capacity even to see, hear, touch, taste and smell is so shrouded in veils of mystification that an intensive discipline of unlearning is necessary for anyone before one can begin to experience the world afresh, with innocence, truth, and love.

Laing characterizes "normal" as a product of repression, denial, splitting, projection, introjection and other forms of self-imposed destructive action on experience and that "normal" is radically estranged from the structure of being. Laing contends that statistically "normal" forms of alienation are deemed acceptable while others are labeled "mad" or "bad."

Alienation is being asleep, out of ones mind and unconscious. Children are taught to lose themselves and give in to the absurdities of adulthood and the "realities" of a world in which "normal" people have killed over 100 million of their fellow "normal" men in the last 50 years.

If our experience is destroyed by alienation our behavior will be destructive. If our experience is destroyed, we have lost our own selves.

We can be estranged from ourselves by obfuscating ourselves and others. However this same estrangement can be imposed on us by others to the extent that we are interdependent. We are acted upon by others and changed by the reflections of ourselves that we experience in others...those inferences made from experiencing the other experiencing me, experiencing them, experiencing me...

As we experience the world so do we act. By alienation we are stripped of our experience and thusly we are stripped of our deeds and when our deeds are as Laing puts it, taken from us like toys from the hands of children, we lose our humanity.

Our behavior, deeds or actions can be creative or destructive and as Laing describes predominantly validating, confirming, encouraging, supportive, enhancing or invalidating, denying, discouraging, understating and constricting.

Laing contends that in a world where the normal state is one of alienation that most personal action is destructive. It is our defense mechanisms that alienate us from ourselves and these defense mechanisms are actions that one takes on their own experience. On top of that we then dissociate ourselves from these actions, these self-imposed distortions of our own experience.


Defense mechanisms not only engender personal actions. They can be what Laing describes as transpersonal.

If Jack succeeds in forgetting something this is of little use if Jill continues to remind him of it. He must induce her not to do so. The safest way would be not just to make her keep quiet about it, but to induce her to forget it also.


Jack may act upon Jill in many ways. He may make her feel guilty for keeping on "bringing it up." He may invalidate her experience. This can be done more of less radically. He can indicate merely that it is unimportant or trivial, whereas it is important and significant to her. Going further he can shift the modality of her experience from memory to imaginations : "It's all in your imagination." Further still he can invalidate the content : "It never happened that way." Finally he can not only invalidate the significance, modality and content, but her capacity to remember at all, and make her feel guilty for doing so into the bargain.

We've all seen this. It can also work both ways. Above, Jack could have been Jill and Jill Jack. I have male acquaintances who practice this subtle form of manipulation endlessly on hapless victims who were led to believe that his charmingly animated schtick was a result of knowing her which in turn, made her feel to be a vastly more interesting person than otherwise, given that one's experience of her seemed so positive. Eventually as the magic wears off the defense mechanisms rear their ugly heads the destruction begins. It is needless to say that these acquaintances don't find themselves paired with the smart ones... Luckily, there is someone for everyone.

Those without insight just ache and wonder what happened in the aftermath. All of these scenarios which seem to play out endlessly lead to questions about what underlies apparently predatory behavior and how in such a situation there can be love. Where could there ever be any traction for pulling oneself out of such a mire?

After having described interpersonal experience he moves on to something altogether different, the experience of negation, adding that we are afraid to approach the fathomless and bottomless groundlessness of everything. This absence of things can only be described in terms of the things that are not there.

In reference to man's apparent ability to create something out of nothing Laing has much to say but I find clearer words from one of the earliest female bloggers, Enheduanna of Akkad, a city-state in the north of Mesopotamia from approximately 2300 BC who quipped:

That which has been created, no one has created

Laing characterizes the pre-existent nothing from which creation arises as being the outer reaches of what language can state. Silence cannot be spoken but sounds can make us listen to the silence. Man enables being to emerge from non-being and that the creative experience is one of being the actual medium in which creation occurs as opposed to being the progenitor of the thing created.

Creative man can celebrate the occasion of great liberation when he makes the transition from being afraid of nothing to the realization that there is nothing to fear.
Laing claims that it is easy to be mangled by the creative process and by dwelling at the hellish borderland between being and non-being were it not for the imagination required to anticipate the hell and its potential consequences.

He describes the peril of man as a creative magician who in the face of a void of meaning and values or inadequacy conjures up meaning, succor and values out of nothing. This ability to conjure up a hope so overpowering that it cannot exist in the real world is the danger which has led to a variety of self-destructive acts by artists.

It is those who have a perilous awareness of the non-being we take to be being (pseudo-wants, pseudo-values, pseudo-realities -- delusions) who give us the acts of creation that our culture both despises and craves. Poetic words, sounds in a movement and rhythms in space attempt to capture personal meaning out of the sounds of a dehumanized world...bridgeheads into alien territory and acts of insurrection, the power of these abstracted patterns generating new lines of force whose effects are felt for centuries.

This zone, the zone of no-thing, or the silence of silences, is the source. We forget that we are there all the time.

From the point of view of a man alienated from his source, creation arises from despair and ends in failure. But such a man has not trodden the path to the end of time, the end of space, the end of darkness and the end of light. He does not know that where it all ends, it all begins.

He has not stared into the abyss that is himself and made the transition from being afraid of "nothing" to the realization that there is nothing to fear.